JOHN CHUCKMAN GROTESQUES: TRUMP – IF DONALD JR ISN’T HIGH ON COCAINE HERE, HE SURE IS DOING A DAMN GOOD IMITATION OF IT – IT SEEMS ANY REPROBATE OR CRIMINAL IS WELCOME TO STAND UP AND OFFER A HEARTFELT TESTIMONIAL ABOUT FINDING ”THE CHOSEN ONE” – OLD COLLEGE ASSOCIATES HAVE SAID DONALD JR WAS ALWAYS DRUNK IN SCHOOL AND HE WOULD PASS OUT IN SOMEONE’S ROOM, PEEING IN THEIR BED – HE ABSOLUTELY LOATHED HIS FATHER YET HERE HE IS PRAISING HIM TO THE SKIES – DID DEAR OLD DAD SECURE A LIFETIME STASH FOR HIM, MAYBE FROM CONNECTIONS IN AFGHANISTAN?