JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BACHMANN - JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THERE COULD NOT BE A DUMBER CANDIDATE THAN SARAH PALIN ALONG COMES MICHELE - ASK HER ABOUT SWINE FLU AND JIMMY CARTER OR GAYS AND THE LION KING OR NOBEL SCIENTISTS WHO SUPPORT INTELLIGENT DESIGN

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FORD - ROB AND DOUG - TORONTO'S NEW MAYOR AND ALDERMAN BROTHER - THE MOST GRACELESS LOUDMOUTHS WHO'VE EVER REPRESENTED THE CITY - RESEMBLE BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE AFTER A 30 YEAR DIET OF CHEESEBURGERS - COULD BE WWF TAG TEAM WRESTLERS - SHMENGE BROTHERS 2012?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BREIVIK - ANDERS BEHRING SEEN HERE WEARING A UNIFORM OF HIS OWN DESIGN - SORT OF SKIN-HEAD MARINE COMBINED WITH THEATER USHER - HE SURELY IS AS MAD AS THEY COME - BUT THERE WAS METHOD IN HIS MADNESS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BROOKS - REBEKAH - THE RAIN FALLS AND SHE MELTS INTO THE NIGHT MUCH LIKE THE WICKED WITCH IN THE WIZARD OF OZ

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MURDOCH - RUPERT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE MOSSAD RUNS A NEWS ORGANIZATION - ACTUALLY THERE IS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A MEMBER OF THE OLD SOVIET POLITBURO

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: WEINER - ANTHONY - CAUGHT IN ACTION GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A STRANGE WOMAN ON HOW TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER CELLPHONE - UNDER THE TABLE HE IS WEARING NO PANTS - WAS THERE EVER A SHMUCK WITH A MORE FITTING NAME?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: WEINER - ANTHONY - DOING THE OLD HEAD DOWN-EYES CLOSED ACT - THEY LEARN IT AT THE CONGRESSIONAL ETIQUETTE SCHOOL - SOMEONE FORGOT THE EYEDROPS FOR FAKE TEARS - AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CLAIM REDEMPTION

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: IGNATIEFF - MICHAEL - DOING ICHIBOD CRANE IN A HOLLYWOOD REMAKE? NO BUT PREDICTABLY DUMPED BY CANADA'S ELECTORATE AFTER SEVERAL YEARS OF TRYING TO PLAY POLITICIAN WITH THE BIG BOYS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CLINTON - HILLARY - A.K.A. HILLS - WHO COULD RESIST THIS SMILE? THE WOMAN HAS A GENUINELY MAGIC (OR IS IT MANIC?) TOUCH - WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE THE AVON REP IN HER OFFICE?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ATOMIC BOMB - MISS - ONLY IN AMERICA COULD THERE BE A CONTEST FOR MISS ATOMIC BOMB - HERE WAS THE WINNER

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HARPER - STEPHEN - A VERY REVEALING IMAGE - THE TIGHT-LIPPED PRISSINESS AND DISAPPROVAL COME THROUGH SO CLEARLY HERE - A GENETICALLY-DETERMINED FUNDAMENTALIST IN EVERY RESPECT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HARPER - STEPHEN - THE ONLY POLITICIAN I RECALL WHO MAKES CHILDREN CRY

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HARPER - STEPHEN - I KNOW IT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT TO SAY BUT HE REALLY DOES THROW LIKE A GIRL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: TRUMP - DONALD - HOW DOES ANYONE TAKE THIS GUY SERIOUSLY? - AN ARMANI-CLAD BUFFOON - HIS SKILLS ARE SEPARATING PEOPLE FROM THEIR MONEY AND YELLING - BUT THAT'S CALLED TALENT IN AMERICA

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ONES - THE "REV" TERRY BURNED SOMEONE ELSE'S HOLY BOOK TO GET 15 MINUTES OF VIOLENT IDIOT CELEBRITY - SURE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD ALCHIE FROM THIS PICTURE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: WILLIAM AND MIDDLETON - SOUNDS LIKE A LAW FIRM - HERE THEY APPEAR TO BE DOING THEIR FAMOUS KEN AND BARBIE IMITATION - MAYBE HIS TEETH DON'T FIT INTO HIS LIPS?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: WILLIAM - THE PRINCE CLEARLY IS GOING BALD EARLY - WILL KATE STILL CARE?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: KENNEY - JASON IS CANADA'S DISHONEST AND BLOATED IMMIGRATION MINISTER - CAN YOU IMAGINE A BETTER CANDIDATE FOR COUNTLESS ETHNIC BANQUETS?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MUBARAK - HOSNI APPEARS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS DENTURES WHEN HE RAN OFF INTO THE NIGHT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HITLER YOUTH? - AMERICAN VOLKSBUND YOUTH HAPPILY POSING - 1939 - THE BUND WAS A HUGE MOVEMENT IN AMERICA

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: GADDAFI - MUAMMAR IN FULL MILITARY SPLENDOR - ONE MIGHT THINK OF THE MOUSE THAT ROARED - DID HE DESIGN THIS OUTFIT HIMSELF OR GET THE LEADER OF AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL MARCHING BAND TO DO IT?