JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MANNING - PRESTON HAS BEEN NOMINATED AS MOST BORING POLITICIAN IN CANADA WITH HIS DRONING VOICE AND LITTLE HOMILIES - HE RESEMBLES ALFRED E. NEUMAN AND MAUDE FRICKERT CROSSED - COMPARE THIS TO HIS NEW LOOK IN A PHOTO ABOVE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FRIEDMAN - THOMAS HAS HIS HEAD MAINTAINED AND CONTINUOUSLY REPLENISHED WITH NEW CRAP BY A CUSTOM-MADE MACHINE IN THE PENTAGON'S BASEMENT - THANKS TO A BRAVE SOUL WHISTLEBLOWER FOR THIS TOP SECRET IMAGE SMUGGLED OUT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FRUM - DAVID'S CHARACTER IS CAPTURED PERFECTLY IN THIS IMAGE - IT LACKS ONLY A SNOUT - HE HAS SPENT A CAREER LIVING OFF BUCKETS OF REPUBLICAN SLOPS AND PRODUCING STUFF WITH MUCH THE SAME ODOR YOU EXPERIENCE IN APPROACHING A HOG FARM

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: COULTER - ANN LOOKS LIKE A BEDRAGGLED USER FROM A SAFE-INJECTION SITE - COULD THAT EXPLAIN HER FOUL MOUTH? - A BIZARRE NIGHTMARE-ON-ELM-STREET VERSION OF A FLOWER CHILD IN A PARK

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: IGNATIEFF - MICHAEL IS CANADA'S PRINCE OF DARKNESS - A NEO-CON SUPPORTER OF SAVAGE WAR WHOSE FAVORITE SICK JOKE IS CALLING HIMSELF LIBERAL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: JOHNSON - LYNDON WAS THE SUPREME DRAMA QUEEN OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTS - IMAGINE TRYING TO PASS OFF THIS OBVIOUSLY POSED PHOTO AS SPONTANEOUS? - INTENDED TO MAKE US FEEL HIS HURT AND AGONY AS PEASANTS IN VIETNAM ARE NAPALMED AND CARPET-BOMBED - POOR DEAR MAN!

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - GEORGE AS GROTESQUE PATRIOTIC LUMP - WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY USE A FLAG - I THINK THIS IS GEORGE'S EQUIVALENT TO THE LYNDON JOHNSON PHOTO ABOVE - ONLY BUSH RESEMBLES A SIX-YEAR OLD WHO MISSED OUT ON THE ICE CREAM AT SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PEROT - ROSS WAS SURELY THE ODDEST MAN EVER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT - BUT WITH ALL THAT DOUGH NO ONE LAUGHED

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PLEDGE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG - THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO SAY IT - LOOK FAMILIAR?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER HER PLASTIC SURGERY - SHE CAN STILL DRINK DICK UNDER THE TABLE BUT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD'S OLDEST CHIPMUNK

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - GEORGE CAUGHT TRYING TO PRONOUNCE SOMETHING OR JUST WITH ANOTHER PRETZEL JAMMED IN HIS THROAT?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - SARAH - THIS IS A PALIN BLOW-UP DOLL FROM CHINA - COMES COMPLETE WITH UNDIES FROM BERGDORF-GOODMAN PLUS A CHANGE TO DOLLAR-STORE BRAND

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: KEATING - CHARLES - AKA FEDERAL INMATE # 67302741 - REMEMBERS AFFECTIONATELY HIS OLD PAL JOHN MCCAIN HAVING SENT A LARGE CAMPAIGN DONATION RECENTLY

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - BARABARA - JUST PUTTING ON LIPSTICK OR TRYING OUT FOR A ROLE IN A HORROR FILM?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: KERRY - IS IT ANY WONDER JOHN LOST THE ELECTION? HE IS A SCARY CROSS OF BUSH'S VIEWS AND FRANKENSTEIN'S LOOKS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LIMBAUGH - RUSH - A PILL-ADDICTED FRAT BOY WITH POOR TASTE AND AN UGLY MOUTH - IS THAT TIE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BURNING HEART OF JESUS?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: THURMOND - STROM'S CORPSE WAS FOUND LIKE THIS PARTIALLY MUMMIFIED - NO ONE HAD NOTICED FOR YEARS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HASTERT - DENNIS WAS DOING HIS RENOWNED FLIPPER IMITATION - THEN AGAIN MAYBE, NOW THAT WE KNOW HE PAID HUSH MONEY FOR YEARS TO A MAN HE SEXUALLY ABUSED AS A BOY, MAYBE THIS IS JUST DENNIS SAYING "YOU WANT HOW MUCH?!"

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER DRINKING DICK UNDER THE TABLE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCCAIN - JOHN - SHE SAID WHAT?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - SARAH - POUTING OR SCOWLING OR READY TO BREAK DOWN? LOOKS A BIT LIKE HOOVER BELOW

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HOOVER - J. EDGAR - THE MONSTER IN HIS DECLINE - A GREAT BEACHED WHALE SLOWLY ROTTING ON THE SHORE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HOOVER - J. EDGAR - AS EAGER YOUNG PREDATOR - INTERESTING THIS PHOTO CLEARLY SUGGESTS BLACK ANCESTORS ON ONE SIDE OF THE FAMILY - YET THE MAN WOULDN'T LET BLACKS INTO THE FBI

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HOOVER - J. EDGAR AND HIS CHUM CLYDE TOLSON - DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY SAT SO PRIM AND PROPER ALL THE TIME?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - IS SARAH MAKING A SPEECH OR HAVING HER TEETH EXAMINED?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: POPE - THE CHURCH'S FIRST FLYING POPE READY FOR TAKE-OFF

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: AMERICAN FLAG - PATRIOTIC KITSCH - A PASTICHE OF 1950s SUNDAY SCHOOL PAPERS AND HITLERJUGEND PROPAGANDA

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FLOWERS - GENNIFER HAD HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WHEN DISCOVERED AS BILL CLINTON'S MAIN SQUEEZE FOR A PERIOD

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - THE PICTURE THAT BEST CAPTURES SARAH'S ESSENCE - A CHEERLEADER SUFFERING FROM AN OVERACTIVE THYROID

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - SARAH IS JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS - ANOTHER GUN NUT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: EDWARDS - IS JOHN POINTING TO HIS $400 HAIRCUT OR QUESTIONING HIS BONE-HEADED BEHAVIOR?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BOLTON - JOHN'S UNIQUE WALRUS POUT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BOLTON - JOHN IS A STUNNINGLY UGLY MAN - BUT HIS BEHAVIOR IS UGLIER STILL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: RUMSFELD - DONALD IS A RATHER MELODRAMATIC WAR CRIMINAL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ROVE - KARL HELPED SHAPE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION - IS IT ANY SURPRISE?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BLAIR - TONY'S FAVORITE PARTY GAG - SWALLOWING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BLAIR - THIS ISN'T TONY HIMSELF BUT A FILM ACTOR RE-CREATING TONY'S TIME TRYING TO BECOME A ROCK STAR

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BLAIR - TONY IN A BOATING HAT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LIEBERMAN - A REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE TO ALFRED E. NEUMAN

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: RICE - CONDI LOOKING EVEN ANGRIER THAN USUAL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LOTT - TRENT LOOKING UP FOR INSPIRATION? OR DID HE FORGET HIS DENTURES THAT DAY?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LOTT - SUGAR WOULDN'T MELT IN TRENT'S MOUTH OR UNDER HIS TOUP

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: POWELL - COLIN LOOKING LIKE A FOOTBALL WHICH IS JUST ABOUT HOW BUSH TREATED HIM

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCCAIN - JOHN BOY IS OLD AND ANGRY

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER TRYING TO GET A WORD OUT OR MAYBE WHISTLE FOR HIS DOG?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE IN HIS FAVORITE INDIANA-JONES OUTFIT AGAIN - DOES HE CARRY A MULE WHIP WITH IT? - MAYBE HIS WIFE LIKES DRESS-UP?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CLINTON - CHELSEA DID HERSELF NO FAVOR WITH THIS PICTURE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: WILLIAMS - CANADA'S DANNY IS NOT A FELLOW YOU WANT TO CROSS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - DICK BARES HIS TEETH FOR TRENT WHILE LOTT DOES HIS MOUNT RUSHMORE IMITATION

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - GEORGIE KISSING LIEBERMAN - HONESTLY FOLKS THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOP WORK