JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MILLER - DAVID INADVERTENTLY SUMS UP HIS ACHIEVEMENTS AS MAYOR OF TORONTO

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: JACKSON - WAX PROP FOR A HORROR FILM? - NO, THIS IS MICHAEL'S POLICE MUG SHOT AFTER BEING ARRESTED ON CHARGE OF CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE - HE WAS FOUND INNOCENT BUT YOU COULD MAKE A CASE FOR ABUSE JUST FOR SHOWING THIS FACE TO A KID - THE PHOTO COULD SERVE AS A SEVERE WARNING POSTER ABOUT THE RISKS OF PLASTIC SURGERY

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: JACKSON - MICHAEL WEARING A BAND-AID ON HIS LAST NOSE JOB - COORDINATES NICELY WITH THE WIG, HIS TATTOOED EYEBROWS, HIS TATTOOED LIPS, AND HIS TATTOOED STUBBLE - GOOD GOD DOES THE PLASTIC SURGEON STILL HAVE A LICENSE?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: EVANS - ALBERTA'S CHARMING IRIS CONSERVATIVE FINANCE MINISTER GIVING HER VIEWS ON PARENTING - POOR KIDS WHO HAD TO SEE THIS EVERY MORNING

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BAIRD - CANADA'S JOHN IN A PROFANE RAGE - JOHN LOOKS LIKE HE PLAYED TOO MUCH FOOTBALL WITHOUT A HELMET

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: NETANYAHU - BENJAMIN PRACTICES HIS LISTENING SKILLS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCCHRYSTAL - STANLEY'S BACKGROUND SWIRLS WITH PRISONER ABUSE AND ASASSINATIONS - HE COULD EASILY BE TAKEN AS CLAN CHIEF IN AN OZARK BLOOD FEUD

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: KIM - JONG IL RUNS A STALINIST STATE BUT AT LEAST STALIN LOOKED THE PART OF GREAT HELMSMAN - KIM RESEMBLES A KOREAN CARTOON CHARACTER - AND THERE IS THE DISTINCT SUGGESTION HERE THAT HE IS BEING PROPPED UP BY THE TWO NEAREST OFFICERS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - DICK IS THE JUNKYARD DOG OF RIGHT-WING POLITICS - A DELUSIONAL MAN WHO STILL REGARDS HIS REIGN OF TERROR WITH MURDER AND TORTURE AS PATRIOTIC

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S PRESCOTT - JOHN LOOKS LIKE MOBY DICK AFTER SWALLOWING A BUNCH OF OLD TIRES - APPARENTLY HE WAS DOING A PARODY OF PRIME MINISTER BROWN'S SMILE - CLEARLY HE OVERDID IT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: RUNDEL MILLINGTON ROBINSON BENTLEY - BRAVE RCMP POLICEMEN GERRY KWESI MONTY BILL KILLED A DISTRAUGHT RETARDED MAN WHO COULD NOT SPEAK ENGLISH AND WAS LOST IN A LARGE AIRPORT - APPARENTLY THEY FELT THREATENED IN THEIR BULLET-PROOF VESTS BY A STAPLER HE HAD PICKED UP - WELCOME TO CANADA!

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - BRISTOL WITH HER EX POSING FOR CAMERAS UNDER SARAH'S DIRECTION - GEE WHAT EXCITEMENT THEY SHOW - WELL, NOW WE KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO ENJOY A SHOTGUN WEDDING AS MOM WANTED, HE CAN STOP WEARING SUITS AND GO BACK TO BEING A FULL-TIME REDNECK - AND SHE CAN HUNT MOOSE WITH MOM AGAIN

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PELOSI - NANCY SAYS ON THE ONE HAND THE CIA DID NOT TELL HER ABOUT TORTURE BUT ON THE OTHER THEY DID - MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: REAGAN - THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF IN FULL FORM - RONALD IS PHOTOGRAPHED DECLARING WAR ON SOMEONE OR OTHER

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCCAIN - JOHN GIVES AN EXACT IMITATION OF AMERICAN VOTERS' REACTION TO HIS BECOMING PRESIDENT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: POW/MIA FLAG - WE DON'T HEAR MUCH ABOUT THIS ANYMORE - BUT IT WAS THE MOST BIZARRE EXAMPLE OF MASS DELUSION IN MY LIFETIME - IT WENT ON FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND UNDOUBTEDLY REFLECTED AMERICA'S CONFUSION AND ANGER OVER AN ABSURDLY VICIOUS WAR THAT THEY ENDED UP LOSING

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HITCHENS - CHRISTOPHER AT A BOOK SIGNING - COULD THERE BE A SUGGESTION HERE ABOUT WHY HE HOLDS SOME OF HIS VIEWS?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: IGNATIEFF - THE CHARM JUST OOZES OUT - MICHAEL SPENT DECADES AT HARVARD TO LEARN TO DO THIS?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: DAVY - CHELSEY IS PRINCE HARRY'S EX-GIRLFRIEND - BUT THIS PICTURE LOOKS STRIKINGLY LIKE A FEMALE IMPERSONATOR

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - THE FAMOUS PICTURE OF COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF GEORGE USING BINOCULARS WITH THE LENS CAPS STILL ON - HE WAS SIMPLY A BUMBLING BUFFOON MUCH OF THE TIME - BUT THE SOLDIERS COULD HARDLY ALLOW THEMSELVES TO LAUGH - THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WORKED THIS WAY FOR EIGHT YEARS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: SOMERVILLE - MARGARET LIKELY QUALIFIES AS CANADA'S MOST BORING ACADEMIC - HER OCCUPATION IS INFLICTING HER VERSION OF ETHICS ON OTHERS AND AT LENGTH - A SECULAR PREACHER POSING AS AN INTELLECTUAL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - STATUE OF GEORGE - WILLIAMSBURG PARK - WOULD HAVE BEEN BAD ART EVEN IN THE USSR - BUT IT SUITS GEORGE - I CANNOT IMAGINE A MORE FITTING TRIBUTE BEING OFFERED - RESEMBLES A GIANT ICE-CREAM BIRTHDAY CAKE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ROCKET - ONE OF THE DREADED QASSAM ROCKETS LAUNCHED FROM GAZA IN DESPERATION OVER ISRAEL'S ENDLESSLY ARROGANT AND INHUMANE BEHAVIOR - IT'S AN OVERGROWN FIREWORK - DO YOU SLAUGHTER 400 CHILDREN AND A 1000 OTHERS OVER SUCH INEFFECTUAL THINGS?