JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: TRUMP - PERHAPS DONALD NEEDS A NEW NICKNAME? HOW ABOUT “PRESIDENT LYSOL” FOR HIS INSPIRED RECOMMENDATION ABOUT PEOPLE INJECTING POISONOUS HOUSEHOLD DISINFECTANTS TO FIGHT THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC? - HE’S PROVED A REMARKABLE LEADER IN A CRISIS – DENIAL, DELAY, DUMB IDEAS, AND BLAMING OTHERS – HE HAS CONTRADICTED AND DISMISSED EXPERTS WHILE RECOMMENDING UNPROVED MEDICATIONS HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT - ALL WHILE INSISTING ON HOLDING CENTER STAGE CONSTANTLY – I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE COULD EXCEED GEORGE BUSH’S LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCE, BUT TRUMP HAS MANAGED IT – NOT JUST OUT OF STUPIDITY (ALTHOUGH THERE’S PLENTY OF THAT) BUT WITH THE CLEAREST SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: POMPEO - MIKE LIKES TO JOKE AROUND IN PUBLIC ABOUT LYING, CHEATING, AND STEALING IN HIS DAYS AT THE CIA BUT BEGS TO REMIND YOU HE’S A CHRISTIAN GENTLEMAN – AND HE ALWAYS HAS AN OPEN BIBLE ON HIS DESK - WHAT HE DIDN’T SAY IS THAT IT IS ALWAYS OPEN TO PASSAGES ABOUT STONING WOMEN AND SMITING PEOPLE HIP AND THIGH AND PLAGUES OF LOCUSTS – CERTAINLY HE HAS THE DISTINCTION OF BEING ONE OF THE MOST BELLIGERENT AND GRACELESS MEN EVER TO SERVE AS SECRETARY OF STATE – SOME CALL HIM “SECRETARY OF HATE” AND IT FITS LIKE A FINE CUSTOM-MADE GLOVE - BY THE WAY, DO YOU THINK HE HAS ENOUGH FLAGS TO ADVERTISE JUST WHO IT IS THAT IS COMING TO KICK YOUR TEETH IN?