JOHN CHUCKMAN GROTESQUES: HALEY - NIKKI IN HER BEST BOOTS WITH A RUSTED HULK SHE SAYS IS AN IRANIAN MISSILE - CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT COST TO SHIP THIS HULK FROM SAUDI ARABIA TO MOUNT ON DISPLAY? - BUT NIKKI NEVER STINTS IN THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM - WELL, TO MY MIND THAT'S PRETTY CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE - CLEARLY IRAN SHOULD BE BOMBED TOMORROW IF NOT SOONER

WORLD-RENOWNED AMERICAN MISSILE EXPERT, NIKKI HALEY,

POINTS OUT SOME THE CHARACTERISTIC FEATURES OF AN IRANIAN

MISSILE - JUST SO HER AUDIENCE DOESN'T CONFUSE THIS HULK 

WITH AN OLD NYC SEWER MAIN PIPE    

NIKKI USED THE OCCASION TO SHOW OFF A PAIR OF HER BEST 

NEW KNEE-HIGH SUEDE BOOTS

BEFORE SHE LEFT, SHE TOOK A QUICK STROLL DOWN THE CATWALK

SO THE BOOTS COULD BE SEEN BY ALL THE CAMERAS