JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CLINTON - HILLARY IS THE LIKELY DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR 2016 - WHY IS IT WHEN AMERICA FINALLY GETS AROUND TO RUNNING A WOMAN CANDIDATE, SHE HAS TO LOOK LIKE RICHARD NIXON IN DRAG? NOT TO MENTION HAVING A WORLDVIEW J. EDGAR HOOVER WOULD HAVE APPROVED OF?