JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FORD - ROB AND DOUG - TORONTO'S NEW MAYOR AND ALDERMAN BROTHER - THE MOST GRACELESS LOUDMOUTHS WHO'VE EVER REPRESENTED THE CITY - RESEMBLE BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE AFTER A 30 YEAR DIET OF CHEESEBURGERS - COULD BE WWF TAG TEAM WRESTLERS - SHMENGE BROTHERS 2012?