JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CLINTON - HILLARY ON ONE OF HER $300,000 A POP SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS - SHE'S "GONE POSTAL" FOR THE PENTAGON - HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU MAKE AMERICA'S MILITARY STRONGER? STATION A NUCLEAR-ARMED B-52 AT EVERY AIRPORT? ISSUE FLAME-THROWERS TO HIGH SCHOOL ROTCs? IS SHE EVEN AWARE AMERICA ALREADY SPENDS AS MUCH AS THE REST OF THE PLANET COMBINED ON ITS FRANKENSTEIN MILITARY?