Thursday, May 27, 2010

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - BRISTOL - REPUBLICANS ARE TO PAY 30 GRAND A POP TO HEAR SARAH'S DAUGHTER SPEAK - ABOUT WHAT? TRAILER PARK LIVING? PICKING A MATE? FAMILY INSANITY? WELL MOM GETS A 100 GRAND A POP FOR SHOWING OFF THE CROWNS IN HER BACK TEETH

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCGUINTY - ONTARIO'S DALTON CAUGHT DOING HIS POLITICAL FERRET SNIFF - SOME OBSERVERS PREFER CALLING IT THE POLITICAL WEASEL SNIFF - I THINK THE WEASEL CROWD HAS IT RIGHT - IT PROVIDES AN ALMOST A PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF HIS ENTIRE TERM IN OFFICE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MANNING - CANADA'S PRESTON SHOWS OFF HIS NEW REGULAR-GUY LOOK - NOTE THE ELVIS-LIKE LIP SNARL - PRETTY NICE DYE JOB WITH EYEBROWS MATCHING HAIR - GRANNY GLASSES GONE FOR CONTACTS - ONLY MISSED TURNING UP THE BACK OF HIS COLLAR - YOU CAN DECIDE FOR YOURSELF HOW SUCCESSFUL HE'S BEEN IN LEAVING BEHIND HIS OLD MAUDE FRICKERT LOOK SOMEWHERE BELOW

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: IGNATIEFF - MICHAEL DOING HIS RENOWNED ELMER FUDD IMITATION - I'M AMAZED HE LET THE PHOTO GET OUT - HE HAS SUCH AN INFLATED IDEA OF HIMSELF - THE GUY COULD PUT AN ENTIRE AUDIENCE ASLEEP WITH A SPEECH - AND HE PRETTY MUCH DID SO FOR ALL OF CANADA - NOT LONG AFTER THE SOUND OF MILLIONS OF SNORES HE FLED BACK TO HIS OLD CONGREGATION OF BLUE-HAIRS IN MASSACHUSETTS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: IGNATIEFF - PERHAPS THE MOST FLATTERING PHOTO EVER TAKEN OF MICHAEL - THIS WITH THE SANDWICH MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN ON ONE OF HIS DESPERATE CROSS-COUNTRY BUS TRIPS TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT A REGULAR GUY HE WAS - ON THESE MA-AND-PA KETTLE JAUNTS HIS USUAL PATE AND POUILLY-FUME WERE FORBIDDEN - SILK STOCKINGS WERE CHANGED FOR WAL-MART'S BEST DACRON

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CLINTON - HILLARY GOES PUNK - WHO COULD RESIST THIS PICTURE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE? - MOST PHOTOS HAVE HER YELLING INTO SOME LEADER'S FACE