Friday, December 15, 2017

JOHN CHUCKMAN GROTESQUES: HALEY - NIKKI IN HER BEST BOOTS WITH A RUSTED HULK SHE SAYS IS AN IRANIAN MISSILE - CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT COST TO SHIP THIS HULK FROM SAUDI ARABIA TO MOUNT ON DISPLAY? - BUT NIKKI NEVER STINTS IN THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM - WELL, TO MY MIND THAT'S PRETTY CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE - CLEARLY IRAN SHOULD BE BOMBED TOMORROW IF NOT SOONER



WORLD-RENOWNED AMERICAN MISSILE EXPERT, NIKKI HALEY,
POINTS OUT SOME THE CHARACTERISTIC FEATURES OF AN IRANIAN
MISSILE - JUST SO HER AUDIENCE DOESN'T CONFUSE THIS HULK 
WITH AN OLD NYC SEWER MAIN PIPE    



NIKKI USED THE OCCASION TO SHOW OFF A PAIR OF HER BEST 
NEW KNEE-HIGH SUEDE BOOTS



BEFORE SHE LEFT, SHE TOOK A QUICK STROLL DOWN THE CATWALK
SO THE BOOTS COULD BE SEEN BY ALL THE CAMERAS 





Wednesday, May 17, 2017

JOHN CHUCKMAN GROTESQUES: MAY - BRITAIN'S PRIME MINISTER - THIS IMAGE OF THERESA CAPTURES QUALITIES NOT SEEN IN MOST PHOTOS WHERE SHE RESEMBLES A BARBARA PYM CHARACTER WITH A FRESH HAIR-DO - HERE IS SOMETHING DARK AND SNEAKY WITH DEMONIC TOUCHES - JUDGING BY HER PROMISES TO CONTROL THE INTERNET AND TEAR-UP HUMAN RIGHTS LEGISLATION AND LEGALIZE FOX-HUNTING AGAIN IF ELECTED WE ARE INDEED SEEING THE INNER THERESA HERE


JOHN CHUCKMAN GROTESQUES: HALEY - NIKKI IS THE MOST RECENT IN A LONG LINE OF AMERICAN BIGMOUTH KNOW-NOTHINGS APPOINTED AS UN AMBASSADOR - IT LIKELY REFLECTS AMERICA'S RESPECT FOR THE UN TO SEND SUCH FOLKS THERE - SHE'S A WORLD BEATER IN HER CLASS THOUGH - SHE NEVER STOPS POKING FINGERS AND PREACHING WHILE UTTERING A UNIQUE BLEND OF IGNORANT THREATS AND DOWNHOME BROMIDES - WHERE DOES AMERICA GET SUCH PEOPLE? - IS THE MELTING POT EXPERIMENT A PROVEN FAILURE?

NIKKI IN FULL PREACHER MODE
                   
NIKKI AT MACHINE-GUN SELF-IMPROVEMENT CLASS

NIKKI STUNNED BY BEING BOOED AT THE UN
WELL, THAT DOES HAPPEN WHEN YOU
SPEAK LIKE A FOOL TO A CROWD OF EDUCATED ADULTS