Monday, October 27, 2008

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PEROT - ROSS WAS SURELY THE ODDEST MAN EVER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT - BUT WITH ALL THAT DOUGH NO ONE LAUGHED

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PLEDGE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG - THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO SAY IT - LOOK FAMILIAR?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER HER PLASTIC SURGERY - SHE CAN STILL DRINK DICK UNDER THE TABLE BUT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD'S OLDEST CHIPMUNK

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - GEORGE CAUGHT TRYING TO PRONOUNCE SOMETHING OR JUST WITH ANOTHER PRETZEL JAMMED IN HIS THROAT?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - SARAH - THIS IS A PALIN BLOW-UP DOLL FROM CHINA - COMES COMPLETE WITH UNDIES FROM BERGDORF-GOODMAN PLUS A CHANGE TO DOLLAR-STORE BRAND

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER DRINKING DICK UNDER THE TABLE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCCAIN - JOHN - SHE SAID WHAT?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - SARAH - POUTING OR SCOWLING OR READY TO BREAK DOWN? LOOKS A BIT LIKE HOOVER BELOW

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HOOVER - J. EDGAR - THE MONSTER IN HIS DECLINE - A GREAT BEACHED WHALE SLOWLY ROTTING ON THE SHORE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HOOVER - J. EDGAR - AS EAGER YOUNG PREDATOR - INTERESTING THIS PHOTO CLEARLY SUGGESTS BLACK ANCESTORS ON ONE SIDE OF THE FAMILY - YET THE MAN WOULDN'T LET BLACKS INTO THE FBI

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HOOVER - J. EDGAR AND HIS CHUM CLYDE TOLSON - DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY SAT SO PRIM AND PROPER ALL THE TIME?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - IS SARAH MAKING A SPEECH OR HAVING HER TEETH EXAMINED?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: AMERICAN FLAG - PATRIOTIC KITSCH - A PASTICHE OF 1950s SUNDAY SCHOOL PAPERS AND HITLERJUGEND PROPAGANDA

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FLOWERS - GENNIFER HAD HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WHEN DISCOVERED AS BILL CLINTON'S MAIN SQUEEZE FOR A PERIOD

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - THE PICTURE THAT BEST CAPTURES SARAH'S ESSENCE - A CHEERLEADER SUFFERING FROM AN OVERACTIVE THYROID

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: PALIN - SARAH IS JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS - ANOTHER GUN NUT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: EDWARDS - IS JOHN POINTING TO HIS $400 HAIRCUT OR QUESTIONING HIS BONE-HEADED BEHAVIOR?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BOLTON - JOHN'S UNIQUE WALRUS POUT

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BOLTON - JOHN IS A STUNNINGLY UGLY MAN - BUT HIS BEHAVIOR IS UGLIER STILL

Saturday, September 20, 2008

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LIEBERMAN - A REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE TO ALFRED E. NEUMAN

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: RICE - CONDI LOOKING EVEN ANGRIER THAN USUAL

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LOTT - TRENT LOOKING UP FOR INSPIRATION? OR DID HE FORGET HIS DENTURES THAT DAY?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: LOTT - SUGAR WOULDN'T MELT IN TRENT'S MOUTH OR UNDER HIS TOUP

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: POWELL - COLIN LOOKING LIKE A FOOTBALL WHICH IS JUST ABOUT HOW BUSH TREATED HIM

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MCCAIN - JOHN BOY IS OLD AND ANGRY

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER TRYING TO GET A WORD OUT OR MAYBE WHISTLE FOR HIS DOG?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE IN HIS FAVORITE INDIANA-JONES OUTFIT AGAIN - DOES HE CARRY A MULE WHIP WITH IT? - MAYBE HIS WIFE LIKES DRESS-UP?

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CLINTON - CHELSEA DID HERSELF NO FAVOR WITH THIS PICTURE

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: WILLIAMS - CANADA'S DANNY IS NOT A FELLOW YOU WANT TO CROSS

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: CHENEY - DICK BARES HIS TEETH FOR TRENT WHILE LOTT DOES HIS MOUNT RUSHMORE IMITATION

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: BUSH - GEORGIE KISSING LIEBERMAN - HONESTLY FOLKS THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOP WORK