Monday, October 27, 2008

PEROT - ROSS WAS SURELY THE ODDEST MAN EVER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT - BUT WITH ALL THAT DOUGH NO ONE LAUGHED

PLEDGE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG - THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO SAY IT - LOOK FAMILIAR?

CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER HER PLASTIC SURGERY - SHE CAN STILL DRINK DICK UNDER THE TABLE BUT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD'S OLDEST CHIPMUNK

BUSH - GEORGE CAUGHT TRYING TO PRONOUNCE SOMETHING OR JUST WITH ANOTHER PRETZEL JAMMED IN HIS THROAT?

PALIN - SARAH - THIS IS A PALIN BLOW-UP DOLL FROM CHINA - COMES COMPLETE WITH UNDIES FROM BERGDORF-GOODMAN PLUS A CHANGE TO DOLLAR-STORE BRAND