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INTRODUCTION TO CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES



THIS IS A COLLECTION OF ABSURD, FUNNY, OR BIZARRE IMAGES FOUND ON THE INTERNET. THEY INCLUDE MAINLY POLITICIANS OR THOSE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH POLITICIANS, BUT OTHER ABSURDITIES QUALIFY TOO.

YOU MIGHT CALL IT THE VIRTUAL MADAME TUSSAUD'S CHAMBER OF POLITICAL HORRORS. IT IS UPDATED WHENEVER NEW CANDIDATES ARE FOUND.

THEY ARE IMAGES WHICH TELL A STORY WITHOUT ANY WORDS ALTHOUGH I HAVE CAPTIONED THEM.

READERS ARE WELCOME TO USE ANY OF THEM FOR THEIR OWN NON-COMMERCIAL PURPOSES.

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  • CHUCKMAN'S ART - ORIGINAL DRAWING PHOTOS AND GIZMOS
  • CHUCKMAN'S CARTOON COMMENTS: ORIGINAL POLITICAL CARTOONS
  • CHUCKMAN'S CHOICE OF WORDS - ESSAYS ON POLITICS AND WORLD AFFAIRS
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 01
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 02
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 03
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 04
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 05
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 06
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 07
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 08
  • CHUCKMAN'S COLLECTION - CHICAGO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 16
  • CHUCKMAN'S MISCELLANEA OF WORDS - BOOK AND RESTAURANT REVIEWS, SHORT STORIES, ORIGINAL RECIPES, AND MORE
  • CHUCKMAN'S NON-SPORTS TRADING CARDS OF THE 1950s - VOLUME 01
  • CHUCKMAN'S NON-SPORTS TRADING CARDS OF THE 1950s - VOLUME 02
  • CHUCKMAN'S OTHER CHOICE OF WORDS - ESSAYS ON POLITICAL AND WORLD AFFAIRS - PLUS COMMENTS ON JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
  • CHUCKMAN'S OTHER COLLECTION - TORONTO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 01
  • CHUCKMAN'S OTHER COLLECTION - TORONTO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 02
  • CHUCKMAN'S OTHER COLLECTION - TORONTO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 03
  • CHUCKMAN'S OTHER COLLECTION - TORONTO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 04
  • CHUCKMAN'S OTHER COLLECTION - TORONTO VINTAGE POSTCARDS - VOLUME 05
  • CHUCKMAN'S PHOTOS ON WORDPRESS
  • CHUCKMAN'S PHOTOS ON WORDPRESS: 1920s ARCADE CARD BEAUTIES – THEIR CHARM AND GRACE AND WHIMSY
  • CHUCKMAN'S PHOTOS ON WORDPRESS: CHICAGO CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA
  • CHUCKMAN'S PLACES
  • CHUCKMAN'S ROBOTS
  • CHUCKMAN'S SLIDESHOW ON FLICKR

LABELS FOR EACH IMAGE ON THIS SITE: JUST CLICK ON THE LINK

  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ATOMIC BOMB - MISS - ONLY IN AMERICA COULD THERE BE A CONTEST FOR MISS ATOMIC BOMB - HERE WAS THE WINNER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BACHMANN - WHEN YOU THOUGHT THERE COULD NOT BE A DUMBER CANDIDATE THAN SARAH PALIN ALONG COMES MICHELE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BAKKER - JIM AND TAMMY AND FRIEND IN THEIR GLORY DAYS WHEN THE CASH JUST ROLLED IN - TAMMY COULD PASS FOR ALIEN LIFE FORM (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BREIVIK - ANDERS BEHRING SEEN HERE WEARING A UNIFORM OF HIS OWN DESIGN - SORT OF SKIN-HEAD MARINE COMBINED WITH THEATER USHER - HE IS AS MAD AS THEY COME (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - HILLARY - A.K.A. HILLS - WHO COULD RESIST THIS SMILE? THE WOMAN HAS A GENUINELY MAGIC (OR IS IT MANIC?)TOUCH (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - HILLARY SPEAKING ON THE BLESSINGS OF DEMOCRACY IN PLACES LIKE IRAQ AFGHANISTAN LIBYA SAUDI ARABIA KUWAIT AND BAHRAIN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - FORD - ROB AND DOUG - TORONTO'S NEW MAYOR AND ALDERMAN BROTHER - RESEMBLE BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE AFTER A 30 YEAR DIET OF CHEESEBURGERS - COULD BE WWF TAG TEAM WRESTLERS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - GADDAFI - MUAMMAR IN FULL MILITARY SPLENDOR - ONE THINKS OF THE MOUSE THAT ROARED (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEPHEN - A REVEALING IMAGE - TIGHT-LIPPED PRISSINESS AND DISAPPROVAL COME THROUGH CLEARLY HERE - A GENETICALLY-DETERMINED FUNDAMENTALIST IN EVERY RESPECT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEPHEN - I KNOW IT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT TO SAY BUT HE REALLY DOES THROW LIKE A GIRL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARRY - IS THE PRINCE MAD? HE BRAGS OF KILLING A MAN IN AFGHANISTAN - HE STRUTS NUDE IN LAS VEGAS - HE PARTIES IN NAZI-STYLE PAJAMAS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - IGNATIEFF - MICHAEL - ICHIBOD CRANE IN HOLLYWOOD REMAKE? NO BUT DUMPED BY CANADA'S ELECTORATE AFTER SEVERAL YEARS OF PLAYING POLITICIAN WITH THE BIG BOYS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KATE - DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE - HER NEW PORTRAIT IS GHASTLY - THE EYES SUGGEST SOMETHING ELFIN - AND WORSE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MACKAY - PETER WHILE BEING CAUGHT IN A LIE - IT HAPPENS OFTEN - A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE - LIKELY THE MOST INCOMPETENT SENIOR MINISTER IN CANADA'S HISTORY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCHRYSTAL - STANLEY WILL BE PUTTING HIS UNIFORM INTO MOTHBALLS - MAYBE HE CAN TRY OUT FOR A ROLE IN A CHEAP HORROR FLICK? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MURDOCH - RUPERT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE MOSSAD RUNS A NEWS ORGANIZATION - ACTUALLY THERE IS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A MEMBER OF THE OLD SOVIET POLITBURO (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NETANYAHU - BENJAMIN AT THE UNITED NATIONS WITH HIS ROAD-RUNNER-AND COYOTE BOMB IMAGE - HAS MADNESS TAKEN OVER COMPLETELY? - MAYBE HE WAS A BIG FAN OF DING DONG SCHOOL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NETANYAHU - BENJAMIN COVERS HIS MOUTH BETWEEN LIES - TAKING A MOMENT TO CONSIDER WHETHER HE IS ABOUT TO CONTRADICT HIMSELF (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NETANYAHU AND HARPER - BENJAMIN AND STEPHEN - ARE THEY HAVING A CONTEST FOR MOST GRIMLY-SET LIPS? DID THEY FORGET THEIR DENTURES? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ROMNEY - THIS IMAGE OF MITT IS OF COURSE DOCTORED - BUT IT DOES CAPTURE SOMETHING GENUINE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - TRUMP - DONALD - HOW DOES ANYONE TAKE THIS GUY SERIOUSLY? - HIS ONLY SKILLS ARE SEPARATING PEOPLE FROM THEIR MONEY AND YELLING (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY - A BANK AD FROM 1910 - PERHAPS THE WORST PIECE OF PATRIOTIC DRECK I'VE EVER SEEN - AMERICAN CIVIC RELIGION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WEINER - ANTHONY - DOING THE OLD HEAD DOWN-EYES CLOSED ACT - SOMEONE FORGOT THE EYEDROPS FOR FAKE TEARS - AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CLAIM REDEMPTION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WEINER - ANTHONY - GIVING DIRECTIONS TO WOMAN HOW TO TAKE PICTURE WITH CELLPHONE - UNDER TABLE HE WEARS NO PANTS - WAS THERE EVER A MORE FITTING NAME (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: ROMNEY - ANN HAS THAT SAME LOOK OF WELL-STUFFED PRIVILEGE AND DECAY AS HILLARY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN GALLERY OPF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEPHEN - THE ONLY POLITICIAN I RECALL WHO MAKES CHILDREN CRY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S CALLERY OF GROTESQUES: BAIRD - CANADA'S JOHN IN A PROFANE RAGE - JOHN LOOKS LIKE HE PLAYED TOO MUCH FOOTBALL WITHOUT A HELMET (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTEAQUES - CLINTON - BILL LOOKING GOOFIER STILL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTEQUES - BUSH - READING WITH SCHOOL CHILD (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUE - HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE WITH TWO OF HIS INSPIRING COMPANIONS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - AMERICAN FLAG - PATRIOTIC KITSCH - A PASTICHE OF 1950s SUNDAY SCHOOL PAPERS AND HITLERJUGEND PROPAGANDA (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ASHCROFT - JUST AFTER AN EPISODE OF SPEAKING IN TONGUES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BAIRD - IMAGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF - SO WHY IS JOHN STILL IN THE CLOSET? - MOST IMPORTANT WHY IS HE SO DAMNED MEAN AND INTOLERANT? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BAIRD - JOHN ENTERTAINS PARLIAMENT WITH HIS NASTY MANNERS AND UGLY-CLOWN LOOKS - SEEMS THE DYE JOB'S BEEN LIGHTENED UP WITH WARM GOLD FROSTING (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BAIRD - JOHN IN FULL FORM - A SADLY TYPICAL SIGHT - WOULD YOU WANT THIS MAN REPRESENTING YOUR COUNTRY AS FOREIGN MINISTER? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BAIRD - JOHN IS CANADA'S FOREIGN MINISTER - HERE HE WAS CAUGHT IN A CANDID POSE EXCHANGING IDEAS WITH HILLARY CLINTON (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BERNIER - MAXIME IS JUST AS THICK AS HE LOOKS - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE HAVING A FOREIGN MINISTER WHO LEAVES SECRET PAPERS AT HIS BIKER GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BIDEN - JOE THE INCOMPARABLE PHONY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - THIS ISN'T TONY HIMSELF BUT A FILM ACTOR RE-CREATING TONY'S TIME TRYING TO BECOME A ROCK STAR (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - TONY AS A CHARMING YOUNG MAN - SOMETHING UTTERLY SLEAZY FROM THE START (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - TONY AS AN ANGRY MONKEY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - TONY AS WHISTLING LOON (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - TONY IN A BOATING HAT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - TONY WATCHES CHERIE YAWN - LIKELY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY PAIR OF GROTESQUES IN BRITISH HISTORY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIR - TONY'S FAVORITE PARTY GAG - SWALLOWING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BLAIRS - TONY AND CHERIE - LOOKING MAGNIFICENT AGAIN - YOU'D HAVE A HARD TIME CONVINCING ME THAT CHERIE IS NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BOLTON - JOHN IS A STUNNINGLY UGLY MAN - BUT HIS BEHAVIOR IS UGLIER STILL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BOLTON - JOHN'S UNIQUE WALRUS POUT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BROOKS - REBEKAH - THE RAIN FALLS AND SHE MELTS INTO THE NIGHT MUCH LIKE THE WICKED WITCH IN THE WIZARD OF OZ (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BRYANT - MICHAEL - ONTARIO POLITICAL HIGH-FLYER GOT OFF WITH NO TRIAL FOR KILLING A MAN AND DRIVING RECKLESSLY - HIS PR FLAKS HELPED (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUCHANAN - PAT DOES LUNCH (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUCKLEY - WILLY THE WEIRDO ONLY GOT WORSE AS HE GOT OLDER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUCKLEY - WILLY WAS A WEIRDO - I'D BELIEVE IT IF THEY DISCOVERED HE WAS A SERIAL KILLER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - A REVEALING PHOTO (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - AS ALIEN FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - BACK ON THE BOOZE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - BARABARA - JUST PUTTING ON LIPSTICK OR TRYING OUT FOR A ROLE IN A HORROR FILM? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - BARBARA - A REVEALING IMAGE OF THE PERSON WHO GAVE GEORGE HIS BRAINS - YOU COULD CALL THIS ARSENIC AND OLD LACE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - BUSH AND BIN LADEN TOY TRAIN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - BUSH AND SHARON - TWO OLD WAR CRIMINALS ENJOYING A JOKE TOGETHER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - CERTIFIED MORON WEARING HIDDEN SPYWARE IN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - CHEERLEADER IN HIS PRIVATE SCHOOL DAYS - AT THE PEAK OF HIS LIFETIME COMPETENCE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - GEORGE AS GROTESQUE PATRIOTIC LUMP - WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY USE A FLAG (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - GEORGE MAKING HOOTING SOUNDS IN PRAISE OF THE REMARKABLE TRENT LOTT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - GEORGIE KISSING LIEBERMAN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - GERMAN NEWSPAPER PRINTED ON BUSH VISIT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - GERMANY'S BUSH DOG-POO FLAG (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - IT DOESN'T GET DUMBER THAN THIS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - LAURA IN A REVEALING NEW LIGHT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - PRETTY CLEARLY ANOTHER SHOT OF HIM DRUNK (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - STATUE OF GEORGE IN A WILLIAMSBURG PARK - WOULD HAVE BEEN DECLARED BAD ART EVEN IN THE USSR - SOMEHOW IT SUITS GEORGE - AN ICE-CREAM CAKE AT A FUND-RAISER? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - THE FAMOUS PICTURE OF COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF GEORGE USING BINOCULARS WITH THE LENS CAPS STILL ON (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - THE FIRST REARS - GEORGE AND LAURA BUSH (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - THIS IMAGE JUST ABOUT PERFECTLY CAPTURES THE SENSE OF BUSH'S COMPETENCE - IT COULD BE CAPTIONED "WHOA DON'T LOOK AT ME" (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - YOUNG BUSH GIVING FINGER ON TELEVISION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH - YOUNG BUSH PICKING NOSE AT SPORTS ARENA NEXT TO WIFE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - BUSH BARBARA - I LIKE THE CHAIR BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CHENEY - DICK BARES HIS TEETH FOR TRENT WHILE LOTT DOES HIS MOUNT RUSHMORE IMITATION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER DRINKING DICK UNDER THE TABLE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER HER PLASTIC SURGERY - SHE CAN STILL DRINK DICK UNDER THE TABLE BUT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD'S OLDEST CHIPMUNK (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - BILL AND HILLARY - AMERICA'S BORGIAS CONSULTING (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - BILL IN FULL SLEAZE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - BILL LOOKING SLIGHTLY GOOFIER THAN USUAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - CHELSEA DID HERSELF NO FAVOR WITH THIS PICTURE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - HILLARY AT THE END OF A TOUGH DAY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - HILLARY GOES PUNK - WHO COULD RESIST THIS PICTURE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE - MOST PHOTOS HAVE HER SHOUTING AT SOME LEADER OR COUNTRY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - HILLARY IS NOW MORE OR LESS THE FACE OF IMPERIAL AMERICA - SHE HAS DROPPED MUCH OF HER OLD FUSSY MAKE-UP TO REVEAL THE RAW FACE OF ARROGANT POWER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - HILLARY LOOKING JUST LIKE GORE VIDAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - CLINTON - OLD RUBBERFACE AS HE TELLS ANOTHER LIE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - COULTER - ANN LOOKS LIKE A BEDRAGGLED USER FROM A SAFE-INJECTION SITE - COULD THAT EXPLAIN HER FOUL MOUTH? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - DAVY - CHELSEY IS PRINCE HARRY'S EX-GIRLFRIEND - BUT THIS PICTURE LOOKS STRIKINGLY LIKE A FEMALE IMPERSONATOR (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - DAY - CANADA'S STOCKWELL WITH A MOHAWK - THERE WAS ONCE A NATIONAL PETITION FOR CHANGING HIS FIRST NAME TO DORIS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - DELAY - HARD TO DISTINGUISH FROM A POISONOUS COPPERHEAD SNAKE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - DOLE - BOB A GOVERNMENT SERVICE LIFER LOOKING CHEERIER THAN USUAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - DUCEPPE - GILLES DISPLAYS QUITE A GRIN - IMAGINE LOOKING AT THAT EVERY MORNING? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - EDWARDS - IS JOHN POINTING TO HIS $400 HAIRCUT OR QUESTIONING HIS BONE-HEADED BEHAVIOR? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - EVANS - ALBERTA'S CHARMING IRIS CONSERVATIVE FINANCE MINISTER GIVING HER VIEWS ON PARENTING - POOR KIDS WHO HAD TO SEE THIS EVERY MORNING (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - FLOWERS - GENNIFER HAD HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WHEN DISCOVERED AS BILL CLINTON'S MAIN SQUEEZE FOR A PERIOD (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - FORD - ABOUT THE BEST YOU CAN SAY IS HE MADE HIS OWN TOAST (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - FRIEDMAN - THOMAS HAS HIS HEAD MAINTAINED AND PACKED WITH NEW RUBBISH BY A MACHINE IN THE PENTAGON BASEMENT - THANKS TO SOME BRAVE SOUL FOR THIS TOP SECRET PICTURE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - FRUM - DAVID'S CHARACTER IS CAPTURED PERFECTLY IN THIS IMAGE - IT LACKS ONLY A SNOUT - HE'S SPENT A CAREER LIVING OFF BUCKETS OF REPUBLICAN SLOPS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - GINGRICH - NEWT DISPLAYS A FACE ALMOST AS RUBBERY AS BILL CLINTON'S ALTHOUGH HIS ABILITY TO LIE IS AT LEAST THE EQUAL OF CLINTON'S (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - GRAHAM - FRANKLIN PROVES YOU DON'T NEED BRAINS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE TELEVANGELIST (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - GUERGIS - CANADA'S HELENA DISPLAYS HER BEST SMIRK AFTER GOING BALLISTIC AT AIRPORT AND BEING ESCORTED AWAY BY POLICE - NOTE THE CROSS BUT WHERE'S HER STASH? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - GUERGIS AND JAFFER - HELENA AND RAHIM CANADA'S POWER COUPLE FROM HELL - DOES COCAINE MAKE YOUR TEETH GLOW LIKE THAT? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE IN HIS FAVORITE INDIANA-JONES OUTFIT AGAIN - DOES HE CARRY A MULE WHIP WITH IT? - MAYBE HIS WIFE LIKES DRESS-UP? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE WEARING HIS INDIANA JONES GEAR ON A DIPLOMATIC MISSION - CAN YOU IMAGINE ANY MAN DECADES PAST ADOLESCENCE WEARING THIS IN PUBLIC? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEVE EITHER TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASM (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEVE IN PAJAMAS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A REGULAR GUY - OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST A HOT-AIR BALLOON TRIBUTE TO STEVE? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEVE IN SEARCH OF INSPIRATION OR NEEDING ANOTHER JOLT OF ELECTRICITY IN HIS ELECTRODES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEVE OUR INSPIRING LEADER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEVE PHOTOGRAPHED SECRETLY BY SECURITY CAMERAS IN A WESTERN GAY BAR (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HARPER - STEVE TRYING TO ANSWER A QUESTION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HASTERT - DENNIS WAS DOING HIS RENOWNED FLIPPER IMITATION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HIJAB - A MONTAGE TO EXPLAIN WHY I LAUGH AT PREJUDICED NONSENSE ABOUT THE HIJAB (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HITCHENS - CHRISTOPHER AT A BOOK SIGNING - COULD THERE BE A SUGGESTION HERE ABOUT WHY HE HOLDS SOME OF HIS VIEWS? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HOOVER - J. EDGAR - AS EAGER YOUNG PREDATOR (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HOOVER - J. EDGAR - THE MONSTER IN HIS DECLINE - A GREAT BEACHED WHALE SLOWLY ROTTING ON THE SHORE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HOOVER - J. EDGAR AND HIS CHUM CLYDE TOLSON - DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY SAT SO PRIM AND PROPER ALL THE TIME? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - HYDE - CONGESS'S MOST SANCTIMONIOUS HENRY IN HIS YOUNGER DAYS WITH HIS MARRIED GIRL FRIEND (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - IGNATIEFF - MICHAEL DOING HIS RENOWNED ELMER FUDD IMITATION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - IGNATIEFF - MICHAEL IS CANADA'S PRINCE OF DARKNESS - A NEO-CON SUPPORTER OF SAVAGE WAR WHOSE FAVORITE SICK JOKE IS CALLING HIMSELF LIBERAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - IGNATIEFF - PERHAPS THE MOST FLATTERING PHOTO EVER TAKEN OF MICHAEL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - IGNATIEFF - THE CHARM JUST OOZES OUT - MICHAEL SPENT DECADES AT HARVARD TO LEARN TO DO THIS? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - JACKSON - MICHAEL WEARING A BAND-AID ON HIS LAST NOSE JOB - COORDINATES NICELY WITH THE WIG TATTOOED EYEBROWS TATTOOED LIPS AND TATTOOED STUBBLE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - JACKSON - WAX PROP FOR A HORROR FILM? MICHAEL'S MUG SHOT - COULD BE USED AS A WARNING POSTER ABOUT RISKS OF PLASTIC SURGERY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - JAFFER - CANADA'S RAHIM THUMBS UP AFTER BEATING DRUNK DRIVING AND SPEEDING AND COCAINE POSSESSION CHARGES - A TRUE HERO FOR OUR TIMES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - JOHNSON - LYNDON WAS THE SUPREME DRAMA QUEEN OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTS - IMAGINE TRYING TO PASS THIS OBVIOUSLY POSED PHOTO AS SPONTANEOUS? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - JONES - THE "REV" TERRY BURNED SOMEONE ELSE'S HOLY BOOK FOR 15 MINUTES OF VIOLENT IDIOT CELEBRITY - SURE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD ALCHIE FROM THIS PICTURE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KEATING - CHARLES - AKA FEDERAL INMATE # 67302741 - REMEMBERS AFFECTIONATELY HIS OLD PAL JOHN MCCAIN HAVING SENT A LARGE CAMPAIGN DONATION RECENTLY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KENNEY - JASON IS CANADA'S CORRUPT IMMIGRATION MINISTER - CAN YOU IMAGINE A BETTER CANDIDATE FOR COUNTLESS ETHNIC BANQUETS? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KERRY - IS IT ANY WONDER JOHN LOST THE ELECTION? HE IS A SCARY CROSS OF BUSH'S VIEWS AND FRANKENSTEIN'S LOOKS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KISSINGER - THE GREAT STATESMAN PAUSES TO PICK HIS NOSE AT THE U.N. (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KLEIN - CANADA'S RALPH DEMONSTRATING WHAT HE WOULD DO TO A LIBERAL CAUGHT IN ALBERTA (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - KLEIN - MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF CANADA'S RALPH - TAKEN AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF THROWING COINS AT HOMELESS MEN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - LIEBERMAN - A REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE TO ALFRED E. NEUMAN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - LIMBAUGH - RUSH - A PILL-ADDICTED FRAT BOY WITH POOR TASTE AND AN UGLY MOUTH - IS THAT TIE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BURNING HEART OF JESUS? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - LOTT - SUGAR WOULDN'T MELT IN TRENT'S MOUTH OR UNDER HIS TOUP (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - LOTT - TRENT LOOKING UP FOR INSPIRATION? OR DID HE FORGET HIS DENTURES THAT DAY? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER DOING AN EXERCISE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO INCREASE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HIS EYES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER GIVING SOMETHING BETWEEN A YAWN AND A SHOUT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER TRYING TO GET A WORD OUT OR MAYBE WHISTLE FOR HIS DOG? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MANNING - PRESTON HAS BEEN NOMINATED AS THE MOST BORING PERSONALITY IN CANADA - HE RESEMBLES AFRED E. NEUMAN AND SOUNDS LIKE GRANDA MOSES TRYING TO HIT HIGH C (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MANNING - PRESTON'S NEW REGULAR-GUY LOOK - NOTE THE ALMOST-ELVIS LIP SNARL - PRETTY NICE DYE JOB - EYEBROWS MATCH HAIR (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - CINDY - A BAD JOB OF EMBALMING OR ONE OF THOSE WEIRD PLASTICIZED CORPSES POSED IN HIGH FASHION? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - ELDER STATESMAN JOHN WITH HIS SELECTED RELIGIOUS MENTOR THE INCREDIBLY BRAINLESS AND EMBARRASSING REV HAGEE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - HE HAS A REPUTATION FOR AN UGLY TEMPER - AND THIS PICTURE SHOWS WHY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - JOHN - SHE SAID WHAT? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - JOHN AND CINDY - IF ELECTED THEY WILL BE THE MOST BIZARRE-LOOKING COUPLE EVER IN THE WHITE HOUSE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - JOHN GIVES AN EXACT IMITATION OF AMERICAN VOTERS' REACTION TO HIS BECOMING PRESIDENT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - LOOKS LIKE HE DIDN'T QUITE MAKE IT TO THE MEN'S ROOM (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN - THE VERY ELDER STATESMAN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN AND BUSH - MCCAIN HUGS BUSH FOR ALL HE'S WORTH - BUSH DOESN'T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCAIN AND LIEBERMAN SOULMATES - NEITHER EVER SAW A BOMBING RUN HE DIDN'T LOVE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCCHRYSTAL - STANLEY'S BACKGROUND SWIRLS WITH PRISONER ABUSE AND ASASSINATIONS - HE COULD EASILY BE TAKEN AS CLAN CHIEF OF ONE OF THE FAMILIES IN AN OZARK BLOOD FEUD (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MCGUINTY - DALTON CAUGHT DOING HIS POLITICAL FERRET SNIFF - SOME OBSERVERS PREFER CALLING IT THE POLITICAL WEASEL SNIFF (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MILIBAND - DAVID - BRITISH FOREIGN SECRETARY - TRYING TO DO A GEORGE BUSH IMITATION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MILLER - DAVID INADVERTENTLY SUMS UP HIS ACHIEVEMENTS AS MAYOR OF TORONTO (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MILLER - DAVID IS TORONTO'S MAYOR - HE WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE CITY'S EQUIVALENT OF HERBERT HOOVER WHEN THE DEPRESSION HIT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MILLS - HEATHER SHOWS HER WEDDING RING (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - MUBARAK - HOSNI APPEARS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS DENTURES WHEN HE RAN OFF IN THE NIGHT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NETANYAHU - BENJAMIN PRACTICES HIS LISTENING SKILLS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NIXON - HE STILL RANKS AS ONE OF THE GREAT GROTESQUES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NIXON - NIXON AND ELVIS - BOTH HIGH ON DRUGS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - NIXON - YOU WON'T HAVE NIXON TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - OLMERT - TURNS ON THE CHARM (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - ACCEPTING THE NOMINATION - LOOKS LIKE SHE'S CERTAINLY EARNED HER REPUTATION AS A NASTY PIECE OF WORK (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - BRISTOL - REPUBLICANS ARE TO PAY 30 GRAND TO HEAR HER SPEAK - ABOUT WHAT? TRAILER PARK LIVING? PICKING A MATE? FAMILY INSANITY? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - I'VE LEARNED THIS IMAGE OF SARAH IS A FAKE BUT IT IS WELL DONE AND WORKS BECAUSE OF ITS FITTING QUALITIES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - IS SARAH MAKING A SPEECH OR HAVING HER TEETH EXAMINED? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - MAYBE IT WOULD WORK AS A VOODOO DOLL? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - SARAH - POUTING OR SCOWLING OR READY TO BREAK DOWN? LOOKS A BIT LIKE HOOVER BELOW (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - SARAH - THIS IS A PALIN BLOW-UP DOLL FROM CHINA - COMES COMPLETE WITH UNDIES FROM BERGDORF-GOODMAN PLUS A CHANGE TO DOLLAR-STORE BRAND (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - SARAH GIVES HER TEA PARTY SPEECH - THE WHOLE THING FITS ON HER PALM - IMPRESSIVE EFFORT FOR A HUNDRED GRAND FEE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - SARAH IS JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS - ANOTHER GUN NUT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN - THE PICTURE THAT BEST CAPTURES SARAH'S ESSENCE - A CHEERLEADER SUFFERING FROM AN OVERACTIVE THYROID (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PALIN AND KISSINGER - SARAH 'S OUTFIT IS A BIT PROVOCATIVE FOR A PILGRIM - BUT THE BODY LANGUAGE HERE SUGGESTS THE OLD MONSTER MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PEROT - ROSS WAS SURELY THE ODDEST MAN EVER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT - BUT WITH ALL THAT DOUGH NO ONE LAUGHED (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PETRAEOUS - HOW PETRAEOUS EXPLAINS THINGS - HERE HE'S DESCRIBING THE BUNDLE SIZE OF PACKETS OF HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS DELIVERED TO IRAQI "INSURGENTS" (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - PLEDGE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG - THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO SAY IT - LOOK FAMILIAR? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POPE - BENEDICT AS SANTA (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POPE - BENEDICT FLASHES A LITTLE LEG AND HIS NEW GUCCI SHOES (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POPE - THE CHURCH'S FIRST FLYING POPE READY FOR TAKE-OFF (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POW/MIA FLAG - WE DON'T HEAR ABOUT THIS ANYMORE - IT WAS THE MOST BIZARRE EXAMPLE OF MASS DELUSION IN MY LIFETIME - TRULY ABSURD (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POWELL - COLIN CAUGHT IN MID-LIE (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POWELL - COLIN LOOKING LIKE A FOOTBALL WHICH IS JUST ABOUT HOW BUSH TREATED HIM (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - POWELL - COLIN LOYALLY FOLLOWS DESPITE THE RANK SMELL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - REAGAN - AN ALTOGETHER FITTING TRIBUTE: RONALD IN JELLY BEANS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - REAGAN - RONALD DECLARING WAR ON SOMEONE OR OTHER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RICE - CONDI - A GLARE THAT COULD KILL AN OX (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RICE - CONDI IS SUCH A CHARMER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RICE - CONDI LOOKING EVEN ANGRIER THAN USUAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RICE - CONDI MEETING A FAN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ROBERTSON - A VERY REVEALING IMAGE OF PAT - I GUESS I FAIL TO SEE THE CHARM - NICE DENTURES THOUGH (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ROBERTSON - PAT AFTER BEING TOLD THE OFFERING PLATE WAS EMPTY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ROCKET - ONE OF THE DREADED QASSAM ROCKETS - AN OVERGROWN FIREWORK - DO YOU SLAUGHTER 400 CHILDREN AND A 1000 OTHERS BECAUSE A FEW LAUNCH THESE INEFFECTUAL THINGS? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ROVE - KARL HELPED SHAPE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION - IS IT ANY SURPRISE? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RUMSFELD - DONALD IS A RATHER MELODRAMATIC WAR CRIMINAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RUMSFELD - DONALD SHAKING HANDS WITH SADDAM HUSSEIN IN HAPPIER DAYS WHEN SADDAM WAS ON AMERICA'S TEAM (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RUMSFELD - THINKS HE'S FDR - OR IS IT HITLER? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - RUNDEL MILLINGTON ROBINSON BENTLEY - BRAVE RCMP GERRY KWESI MONTY BILL KILLED A DISTRAUGHT MAN LOST IN THE AIRPORT TESTIFYING THEY FELT THREATENED BY A STAPLER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - SHARON - MOUNTAIN OF MURDER AND CORRUPTION - PERHAPS THE SPIRIT OF HERMANN GOERING CONDEMNED TO BE REBORN JEWISH? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - SOMERVILLE - MARGARET LIKELY QUALIFIES AS CANADA'S MOST BORING ACADEMIC - HER OCCUPATION IS INFLICTING HER VERSION OF ETHICS ON OTHERS AND AT LENGTH (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - SWAGGERT - JIMMY ALWAYS READS THIS WAY (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - THURMOND - STROM'S CORPSE WAS FOUND LIKE THIS PARTIALLY MUMMIFIED - NO ONE HAD NOTICED FOR YEARS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WALLACE - GEORGE GREETS A SUPPORTER ASSURING HIM HE IS NO POINTY-HEADED INTELLECTUAL (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WILLIAM - THE PRINCE CLEARLY IS GOING BALD EARLY - WILL KATE STILL CARE? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WILLIAM AND MIDDLETON - SOUNDS LIKE A LAW FIRM - HERE THEY APPEAR TO BE DOING THEIR FAMOUS KEN AND BARBIE IMITATION (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WILLIAMS - CANADA'S DANNY IS NOT A FELLOW YOU WANT TO CROSS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WILLIAMS - CANADA'S DANNY'S REACTION TO SOMEONE'S MENTIONING THE NAME HARPER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - WOLFOWITZ - PICKING HIS NOSE AT THE WORLD BANK (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: BAIRD - SEARCHING FOR A GROTESQUE IMAGE OF CANADA'S JOHN I REALIZED THAT IS THE ONLY KIND THERE IS - AN APPALLINGLY UGLY MAN IN TEMPERAMENT AND LOOKS (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: CHENEY - DICK IS THE JUNKYARD DOG OF RIGHT-WING POLITICS - A DELUSIONAL MAN WHO STILL REGARDS HIS REIGN OF TERROR WITH MURDER AND TORTURE AS PATRIOTIC (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: KIM - JONG IL RUNS A STALINIST STATE BUT AT LEAST STALIN LOOKED THE PART OF GREAT HELMSMAN - KIM RESEMBLES A KOREAN CARTOON CHARACTER (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: PALIN - BRISTOL WITH HER EX - GEE WHAT EXCITEMENT - I GUESS HE CAN STOP WEARING SUITS AND GO BACK TO BEING A FULL-TIME REDNECK - SHE CAN GO HUNT MOOSE WITH MOM AGAIN (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: PELOSI - NANCY SAYS ON THE ONE HAND THE CIA DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT TORTURE BUT ON THE OTHER THEY DID - MAKES SENSE TO ME (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES: PRESCOTT - JOHN LOOKS LIKE MOBY DICK AFTER SWALLOWING A BUNCH OF OLD TIRES - APPARENTLY HE WAS DOING A PARODY OF PRIME MINISTER BROWN'S SMILE - CLEARLY HE OVERDID IT (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OFGROTESQUES - BUSH - GEORGE CAUGHT TRYING TO PRONOUNCE SOMETHING OR JUST WITH ANOTHER PRETZEL JAMMED IN HIS THROAT? (1)
  • CHUCKMAN'S GALLERY OFGROTESQUES - MCCAIN - JOHN BOY IS OLD AND ANGRY (1)
  • CHUCKMANN'S GALLERY OF GROTESQUES - ROBERTS - ORAL HAD GREAT HAIR (1)
  • FORD - ROB GIVING HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR AN AWARD RECOGNIZING HIS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT OF THE GREATEST VOLUME OF 9-1-1 CALLS FROM ANY HOUSEHOLD IN GREATER TORONTO (1)
  • GINGRICH AND ROMNEY - GREAT AMERICANS NEWT AND MITT PLEDGING AT DEBATE - ONE SELLS HIS INFLUENCE TO ANYONE WHO'LL BANKROLL HIM - THE OTHER KEEPS HIS DOUGH IN THE CAYMEN ISLANDS (1)
  • HITLER YOUTH? - AMERICAN VOLKSBUND YOUTH HAPPILY POSING - 1939 - THE BUND WAS A HUGE MOVEMENT IN AMERICA (1)
  • ROMNEY - GEORGE IS A GRADUATE OF THE ORAL ROBERTS SCHOOL OF PHONY HAND MOTIONS AND POSES - THIS POSE SUGGESTS AN EARLY POSTER OF THE GREAT HELMSMAN (1)
  • ROMNEY - MITT IN HIS EFFORTS AT ACTING - TRYING OUT FOR A PART IN A REMAKE OF DAWN OF THE DEAD (1)
  • ROMNEY - MITT ON HIS WAY TO ACCEPTING THE 2011 AWARD AS GREATEST STUFFED SHIRT IN AMERICA FROM THE ARROW SHIRT COMPANY (1)
  • THE OVERALL IMPRESSION IS UNMISTAKABLY MASCULINE-LOOKING (1)

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John Chuckman is former chief economist for a large Canadian oil company. He has many interests and is a lifelong student of history. He writes with a passionate desire for honesty, the rule of reason, and concern for human decency. John regards it as a badge of honor to have left the United States as a poor young man from the South Side of Chicago when the country embarked on the pointless murder of something like 3 million Vietnamese in their own land because they happened to embrace the wrong economic loyalties. He lives in Canada, which he is fond of calling "the peaceable kingdom." John's columns appear regularly on Counterpunch, Media Monitors, Politics Canada, Baltimore Chronicle, Online Journal, Scoop (New Zealand), Asian Tribune, Aljazeerah.info, Smirking Chimp, Dissident Voice, and many other Internet sites. He has been translated into at least ten languages and is regularly translated into Italian and Spanish. Several of his essays have been published in book collections, including two college texts. His first book has just been published, The Decline of the American Empire and the Rise of China as a Global Power, published by Constable and Robinson, London.
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A COMPLETE LIST OF CHUCKMAN ARTICLES AND ESSAYS ON WORDPRESS - JUST CLICK ON A LINK:

“THESE COLORS DON’T RUN”

9/11: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

9/11: THE DAY THE WORLD ENDED, THREE YEARS ON

A BREATH OF FRESH AIR SWEEPS INTO HELL, BUT THERE’S STILL NO WAY OUT

A BRIEF GLIMPSE OF INSANITY

A DEAFENING SILENCE OF MEANING

A GEORGE WILL FOLLIES REVIEW

A MODEST PROPOSAL

A RESPONSE TO HILLARY CLINTON’S ASSERTION THAT ALL NATIONS SHOULD PLAY A PART IN THE AFGHANISTAN MISSION

A SEASON OF DEPRESSING POLITICAL RE-RUNS

A SUBTLE KIND OF FASCISM

A TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT

A TOXIN IN THE BLOOD

AFGHANISTAN IS NO ONE’S WAR

AHMADINEJAD WON INDEED AND THE REAL SOURCE OF INTERFERENCE IN IRAN’S ELECTION IS LIKELY THE UNITED STATES

ALL BUSH, ALL THE TIME, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

AMERICA HAS JUST LOST TWO MORE WARS

AMERICA’S BRUTAL TACTICS

AMERICA’S IMPERIAL WIZARD VISITS CANADA

AMERICA’S PATHETIC LIBERALS: THE SEQUEL

AMERICA’S PATHETIC LIBERALS

AMERICA’S SOVEREIGN RIGHT TO DO AS IT DAMN WELL PLEASES

AMERICA’S STRANGE POLITICAL CULTURE OF GRIEF AND DYING

AMERICA’S GULAG

America’s Heartland

AMERICAN PSYCHO

AMERICANS’ RIGHT TO KNOW

AN ANGEL APPEARS AT THE NATIONAL PRESS CLUB

AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

ANATOMY OF TERROR

AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT

ANSWERABLE TO NO ONE

ANSWERS TO TWO GREAT MYSTERIES

AS I LAY DYING

AS ROME BURNS, HOPES FOR A WEDDING IN WHITE

ASHCROFT, AMERICAN HISTORY, AND SPEAKING IN TONGUES

AUNG SAN SUU KYI, OMAR KHADR, AND BARACK OBAMA: A DREADFUL TALE OF WHAT AMERICA HAS BECOME

BAGHDAD’S THINK-TANK BOMB

BANALITY, BOMBAST, AND BLOOD

BANGING YOUR HEAD INTO WALLS

BHUTTO, BUSH, AND MUSHARRAF

BLACK HOLES

BULLDOZING HOPE

BUSH IN A BOTTLE

BUSHSPEAK: DARK AND GARBLED WORDS

BUT HE IS A MORON!

CANADA’S BLESSINGS, INCLUDING GAY MARRIAGE

CANADA’S EMBARRASSING FOREIGN MINISTER, PETER MACKAY

CANADA’S EMERGING POLITICS OF DESTRUCTION

CANADA’S PRINCE OF DARKNESS, MICHAEL IGNATIEFF

CARTOONS AND BOMBS

CHINA’S NEW WEAPONS

CITY AT RISK

CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND

COMING SOON: THE DIRTIEST SHOW ON EARTH!

CONDOLEEZZA’S NONSENSE ABOUT DEMOCRACY

DALTON THE MAGNIFICENT

DARK TALES FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH

DECLINE OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE

DELUSIONAL EXPECTATIONS

DIARY OF A MADMAN

DISTURBING THE PLANET AND BLAMING THE MESS ON OTHERS

DOES THE AMERICAN ELECTION (2004) MATTER?

DROWNING IN FILTH

ENRON-STYLE MANAGEMENT IN A DANGEROUSLY COMPLEX WORLD

EVIL DOES OFTEN TRIUMPH

FAVORITE CONTRADICTIONS AND ABSURDITIES CONCERNING WAR IN IRAQ

FLAT DADDY

FLIRTING WITH FASCISM

FOOTPRINTS IN THE DUST

FRANCE’S GREAT FOLLY

FREEDOM ON STEROIDS

FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES

GOD BLESS CANADA!

GOMER AS CLAUDIUS

HALL OF MIRRORS

HANOI JANE AND THE CITY OF GOD

HATING AMERICA

HIROSHIMA, MON AMOUR

HITLER’S SHADOW AND THE COMING STORM

HOPE AGAINST HOPE

HOPE IS ON THE WAY

HOW CHANGE IS WROUGHT: FIRST THROUGH EDUCATION

HOW TERROR HAS LOST ITS MEANING

IN JESUS’ NAME

IN PRAISE OF UNSPEAKABLE THINGS

INSANITY IN AMERICA

INSANITY OR SECURITY?

INSPIRATION FROM THE TOP

IS ISRAEL A NORMAL COUNTRY?

IS ISRAEL A NORMAL COUNTRY?

ISRAEL, PALESTINE, AND CANADA

IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY

IT’S NOT ABOUT OIL

JABBA APOLOGIZES

JOHN MCCAIN: A MATTER OF CHARACTER

LESSONS FROM THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION

LESSONS FROM HELL

LIBERAL MEDIA? IN AMERICA? YOU MUST BE KIDDING

LINCOLN WAS WRONG: THE EASE OF FOOLING MOST OF THE PEOPLE MOST OF THE TIME

MISSILES AIMED AT THEIR MAKERS

MONDO CANE

MONSIEUR COKEHEAD

NATIONAL SANCTITY OF LIFE DAY

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

NIGHTMARE VISION OF NORTH AMERICA

NIGHTMARES OF AMERICAN MEDICAL CARE

NORTH KOREA’S BOMB

OF BLAIR, HUSSEIN, AND GENOCIDE

OF WAR, ISLAM, AND ISRAEL

OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEE XENOPHOBIA IN A LAND OF IMMIGRANTS?

ONE-WAY TRIP TO NOWHERE

ORWELLIAN ANTI-SEMITISM

OSAMA’S ENDORSEMENT

PAT BUCHANAN, POSTER BOY FOR WHAT AILS AMERICA

POLICY THROUGH ROSE-COLORED PILOT’S GOGGLES

POLITICAL BITS AND PIECES

POLITICIANS MAKING FOOLS OF US ALL

PRESIDENT FROM PODUNK DRILLING INC

RE-BRANDING OPPRESSION

REFLECTIONS ON THE ORIGINS AND MEANING OF AMERICA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY

SARAH PALIN: BUSH DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN

SEEKING THE EVIL ONE

SEVERAL STEPS CLOSER TO ARMAGEDDAN

SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPES

SHOULD ISRAEL TALK TO HAMAS?

SICK PUPPIES

SOME LONG-TERM IMPLICATIONS OF THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN

SOMETHING MONSTROUS THIS WAY COMES

SORRY, MR. PRIME MINISTER, AFGHANISTAN IS NOT OUR WAR

SPINELESSNESS AS FOREIGN POLICY

STANDIN’ IN THE DOORWAY

STRANGE DREAM

STRANGE VICTORY

TERROR IN TORONTO OR TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT?

THE ANNAPOLIS CONFERENCE: DEAD MAN WALKING

THE CASE FOR WAR

THE CREATURE WALKS AMONG US

THE DEVIL AND GEORGIE BUSH

THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE

THE DREADFUL RECORD OF THE FBI

THE DUMBEST STORY EVER WRITTEN

THE FIGHTER PILOT AND THE PRINCESS IN AMERICA’S PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES

THE FIRST TWO YEARS OF INSANITY

THE FIRST VICTIM IN THE WAR AGAINST TERROR

THE FUTILITY OF WAR

THE GOMERY REPORT AND SEPARATISM

THE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE

THE HORROR OF HAITI: WHAT THE PRESS COVERAGE TELLS US

THE ICEMAN COMETH

THE IRAQ WAR’S TRASHIEST PIECE OF PROPAGANDA

THE LIKELY HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WAR IN IRAQ

THE MAN WHO WASN’T THERE

THE MEANINGLESS CONCEPT OF ETHICAL WAR: THE CASE AGAINST INTERVENTION

THE MISNOMER OF PEACE TALKS

THE PAINFUL HORRORS OF POLITICAL AUTISM

THE PARABLE OF THE HATCHET OR THE NONSENSE OF NATION-BUILDING IN AFGHANISTAN

THE PARABLE OF SAMARRA

THE PARADOXES OF ISRAEL

THE PECULIAR STATE

THE PENTAGON’S SECRET WEAPON

THE PERFUMED PRINCE AND OTHER POLITICAL TALES

THE REAL CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS: LIBERALS VERSUS THE CRYPTO-NAZIS

THE THING WITH NO BRAIN

THE TROUBLE WITH ELECTING CAESAR

THE WORST KIND OF LIE

THOMAS FRIEDMAN, SPOKESMAN FOR ENLIGHTENMENT

THOMAS FRIEDMAN’S LIFE AS A PET HAMSTER

THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY

TORTURE AND WHITE PHOSPHORUS

TWELVE RUSTED PIPES

UNDER GOD

URGENT CALL FROM CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN

WALRUS BULLS BELLOWING ON A BEACH

WAS EINSTEIN RIGHT?

WE HAVE HOPE, BUT REAL CHANGE IN AMERICA REPRESENTS AN IMMENSE TASK

WHAT DID STEPHEN HARPER ACTUALLY WIN?

WHAT SHARON WANTS

WHAT THE GRUESOME IMAGES SAY

WHEN TERROR IS JUST FINE

WHY AMERICAN LIBERALISM IS IMPOSSIBLE

WHY CAN’T A WOMAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT?

WHY MUST THE RIGHT WING SOUND SO BRUTALLY STUPID?

WHY PAT ROBERTSON ISN’T TREATED AS A TERRORIST

WHY REPUBLICANS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR

WHY STEPHEN HARPER LOST (2004)

WHY THE CIA ALWAYS WILL BE A COSTLY FLOP

WORDS ON COLUMBIA’S FIERY DESTRUCTION

ZAPATERO!