Monday, January 9, 2012

JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ROMNEY - MITT ON HIS WAY TO ACCEPTING THE 2011 AWARD AS GREATEST STUFFED SHIRT IN AMERICA FROM THE ARROW SHIRT COMPANY - YOU'D SWEAR IT'S A WAX HEAD FROM MADAM TUSSAUD'S


JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: FORD - MAYOR ROB GIVING HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR AN AWARD RECOGNIZING A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT OF THE GREATEST VOLUME OF 9-1-1 CALLS FROM ANY HOUSEHOLD IN GREATER TORONTO - HE ACCEPTED ON BEHALF OF HIS WIFE AND MOTHER-IN-LAW


JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ROMNEY - MITT IN ONE OF HIS LITTLE-KNOWN EFFORTS AT ACTING - TRYING OUT FOR A PART IN A REMAKE OF DAWN OF THE DEAD


JOHN CHUCKMAN'S GROTESQUES: ROMNEY - MITT IS A GRADUATE OF THE ORAL ROBERTS SCHOOL OF PHONY HAND MOTIONS AND POSES - THIS POSE UNFORTUNATELY SUGGESTS AN EARLY POSTER OF CHINA'S GREAT HELMSMAN STRIDING OVER THE MOUNTAINS