CHENEY - LYNNE - AFTER DRINKING DICK UNDER THE TABLE

MCCAIN - JOHN - SHE SAID WHAT?

PALIN - SARAH - POUTING OR SCOWLING OR READY TO BREAK DOWN? LOOKS A BIT LIKE HOOVER BELOW

HOOVER - J. EDGAR - THE MONSTER IN HIS DECLINE - A GREAT BEACHED WHALE SLOWLY ROTTING ON THE SHORE

HOOVER - J. EDGAR - AS EAGER YOUNG PREDATOR - INTERESTING THIS PHOTO CLEARLY SUGGESTS BLACK ANCESTORS ON ONE SIDE OF THE FAMILY - YET THE MAN WOULDN'T LET BLACKS INTO THE FBI

HOOVER - J. EDGAR AND HIS CHUM CLYDE TOLSON - DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY SAT SO PRIM AND PROPER ALL THE TIME?

PALIN - IS SARAH MAKING A SPEECH OR HAVING HER TEETH EXAMINED?

POPE - THE CHURCH'S FIRST FLYING POPE READY FOR TAKE-OFF

AMERICAN FLAG - PATRIOTIC KITSCH - A PASTICHE OF 1950s SUNDAY SCHOOL PAPERS AND HITLERJUGEND PROPAGANDA

FLOWERS - GENNIFER HAD HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WHEN DISCOVERED AS BILL CLINTON'S MAIN SQUEEZE FOR A PERIOD

PALIN - THE PICTURE THAT BEST CAPTURES SARAH'S ESSENCE - A CHEERLEADER SUFFERING FROM AN OVERACTIVE THYROID

PALIN - SARAH IS JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS - ANOTHER GUN NUT

EDWARDS - IS JOHN POINTING TO HIS $400 HAIRCUT OR QUESTIONING HIS BONE-HEADED BEHAVIOR?

BOLTON - JOHN'S UNIQUE WALRUS POUT

BOLTON - JOHN IS A STUNNINGLY UGLY MAN - BUT HIS BEHAVIOR IS UGLIER STILL

RUMSFELD - DONALD IS A RATHER MELODRAMATIC WAR CRIMINAL

ROVE - KARL HELPED SHAPE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION - IS IT ANY SURPRISE?

BLAIR - TONY'S FAVORITE PARTY GAG - SWALLOWING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER

BLAIR - THIS ISN'T TONY HIMSELF BUT A FILM ACTOR RE-CREATING TONY'S TIME TRYING TO BECOME A ROCK STAR

BLAIR - TONY IN A BOATING HAT

LIEBERMAN - A REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE TO ALFRED E. NEUMAN

RICE - CONDI LOOKING EVEN ANGRIER THAN USUAL

LOTT - TRENT LOOKING UP FOR INSPIRATION? OR DID HE FORGET HIS DENTURES THAT DAY?

LOTT - SUGAR WOULDN'T MELT IN TRENT'S MOUTH OR UNDER HIS TOUP

POWELL - COLIN LOOKING LIKE A FOOTBALL WHICH IS JUST ABOUT HOW BUSH TREATED HIM

MCCAIN - JOHN BOY IS OLD AND ANGRY

MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER TRYING TO GET A WORD OUT OR MAYBE WHISTLE FOR HIS DOG?

HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE IN HIS FAVORITE INDIANA-JONES OUTFIT AGAIN - DOES HE CARRY A MULE WHIP WITH IT? - MAYBE HIS WIFE LIKES DRESS-UP?

CLINTON - CHELSEA DID HERSELF NO FAVOR WITH THIS PICTURE

WILLIAMS - CANADA'S DANNY IS NOT A FELLOW YOU WANT TO CROSS

CHENEY - DICK BARES HIS TEETH FOR TRENT WHILE LOTT DOES HIS MOUNT RUSHMORE IMITATION

BUSH - GEORGIE KISSING LIEBERMAN - HONESTLY FOLKS THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOP WORK

BUCKLEY - WILLY THE WEIRDO ONLY GOT WORSE AS HE GOT OLDER

BUCKLEY - WILLY WAS A WEIRDO - I'D BELIEVE IT IF THEY DISCOVERED HE WAS A SERIAL KILLER

BUCHANAN - PAT DOES LUNCH

PALIN - I'VE LEARNED THIS IMAGE OF SARAH IS A FAKE BUT IT IS WELL DONE AND WORKS BECAUSE OF ITS FITTING QUALITIES

PALIN - MAYBE IT WOULD WORK AS A VOODOO DOLL?

KLEIN - MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF CANADA'S RALPH - TAKEN AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF THROWING COINS AT HOMELESS MEN

WILLIAMS - CANADA'S DANNY'S REACTION TO SOMEONE'S MENTIONING THE NAME HARPER

BERNIER - MAXIME IS JUST AS THICK AS HE LOOKS - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE HAVING A FOREIGN MINISTER WHO LEAVES SECRET PAPERS AT HIS BIKER GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE?

ROBERTSON - A VERY REVEALING IMAGE OF PAT - I GUESS I FAIL TO SEE THE CHARM - NICE DENTURES THOUGH

ROBERTSON - PAT AFTER BEING TOLD THE OFFERING PLATE WAS EMPTY

BUSH BARBARA - I LIKE THE CHAIR BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

BUSH - BARBARA - A REVEALING IMAGE OF THE PERSON WHO GAVE GEORGE HIS BRAINS - YOU COULD CALL THIS ARSENIC AND OLD LACE

RICE - CONDI - A GLARE THAT COULD KILL AN OX

RICE - CONDI IS SUCH A CHARMER

HARPER - STEVE WEARING HIS INDIANA JONES GEAR ON A DIPLOMATIC MISSION - CAN YOU IMAGINE ANY MAN DECADES PAST ADOLESCENCE WEARING THIS IN PUBLIC?

HARPER - CANADA'S STEVE WITH TWO OF HIS INSPIRING COMPANIONS

MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER DOING AN EXERCISE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO INCREASE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HIS EYES

MACKAY - CANADA'S PETER GIVING SOMETHING BETWEEN A YAWN AND A SHOUT